As a fashion student they love to assign pain in my ass projects. They usually involve arts and crafts and unnecessary amounts of stress. Today we had our "Trend Board Assignment" due. The assignment entails putting together a group of colours and cutting and pasting pictures of your inspiration. Sounds easy right? Not really. Our teacher, Susan "Suz" Roberton (we love to call our profs by short forms of their actual names) apparently had a mental breakdown in her other class over this project. This breakdown reeked havoc on the entire fashion program. Now we're all freakin out because no one knows exactly what is "right". Wait, before I go any farther I need to introduce my fashion girls.

First is Leslie "Les" Rocque. The keener. Always prepared. Always includes a bibliography. And always on time. Nothing gets by this one.

Then there's Denise "Dini" Moreno. The Hottie. Amazing fashion. Has the humor of a teenage boy. Great hair. Poor at cutting and pasting.

Next is Courtney "Court" Tattersall. The musician. Amazing voice. Little interest in fashion. Loves to leave things to the last minute. Extremely dirty mind.

Finally there is Melissa "Mel-Mel" Florio. The dancer. Tiny girl. Big ass. Big mouth. Hates school and boys.

So we're all freakin out. Les has sent Suz approximately 12 emails, Mel-Mel is freaking out about her pink eye, Court shows up 20 minutes before the presentation with half of her board empty and her report still needs to be printed. Dini and I chillin back talking about how we need a vodka shot. Typical day.

Here is a picture of me and my trend board, AFTER Mel-Mel got oil paint everywhere.

I hate school.

xoxox.